Enjoy
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Wednesday, 2 November 2011
Monday, 31 October 2011
15 Ways to get out of a phone conversation
Have you ever been stuck on the phone to someone you really didn't want to talk to and they never give you a chance to end the conversation? Well here's a few things you can say to get off the phone and back to what you were doing.
1. Sorry, my phones about to die. My battery is running low.
2. I have to go, I'm getting another phone call.
3. Sorry, I'll have to call you back later, I'm about to drive.
4. I'm being kicked off the phone, someone else needs to use it, I'll call you back.
5. Did you want to speak to.... (insert name here)
6. I've got to go, someone is at the door.
7. I can't speak long, I don't have a lot of credit, (note: only use if you call them. It doesn't work so well when they call)
8. So I'm really busy at the moment, do you mind if I call you back later tonight when I have a chance to talk?
9. Can't talk long, I'm about to leave my house.
10. Sorry, I'm at a library, and I can't talk. I'll call you later.
11. I'm about to leave for work.
12. Can I call you later, I'm in the middle of cooking dinner ... or.... I'm in the middle of eating dinner.
13. I have to go, my dog's just ran out the front door. (hang up and text back)
14. I'm about to loose reception in this building so if I cut out thats why.
15. If you're really stuck. I'll have to go, I need to use the bathroom.
Fifteen.
1. Sorry, my phones about to die. My battery is running low.
2. I have to go, I'm getting another phone call.
3. Sorry, I'll have to call you back later, I'm about to drive.
4. I'm being kicked off the phone, someone else needs to use it, I'll call you back.
5. Did you want to speak to.... (insert name here)
6. I've got to go, someone is at the door.
7. I can't speak long, I don't have a lot of credit, (note: only use if you call them. It doesn't work so well when they call)
8. So I'm really busy at the moment, do you mind if I call you back later tonight when I have a chance to talk?
9. Can't talk long, I'm about to leave my house.
10. Sorry, I'm at a library, and I can't talk. I'll call you later.
11. I'm about to leave for work.
12. Can I call you later, I'm in the middle of cooking dinner ... or.... I'm in the middle of eating dinner.
13. I have to go, my dog's just ran out the front door. (hang up and text back)
14. I'm about to loose reception in this building so if I cut out thats why.
15. If you're really stuck. I'll have to go, I need to use the bathroom.
Fifteen.
Friday, 21 October 2011
15 Movie Quotes Everyone Knows
Here's 15 movie quotes from some pretty awesome movies that no matter who you are, even if you haven't seen the movie, you know them.
Oh and just a side note, 15 will only be creating lists every second monday, so this will be our final Friday post.
I know, it sucks, but things are busy at the moment. This way, you can start your week with a list.
1. “Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump
2. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” - Jaws
3. "Oh man, I can’t feel my toes, I don’t have any toes, I think I need a hug." - Shrek
4. “Somebody’s poisoned the waterhole! There’s a snake in my boot.” And “To infinity and beyond!” - Toy Story
5. “I love the smell of napalm in the morning” - Apocolypse now
6. “Bond, James Bond” - James Bond
7. “I’ll be back”- Terminator
8. “I see dead people” - The sixth sense
9. “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries” - Monty Python
10. “B-e-a-u-tiful” “That’s the way the cookie crumbles” - Bruce Almighty
11. “Who you gonna call… Ghostbusters” - Ghostbusters
12. “Save Ferris!” - Ferris Buellers day off
13. “I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.” - Finding Nemo
14. “Yeah Baby!” - Austin Powers
15. “I’ll have what she’s having" - When Harry met Sally
Next post will be on the 31st of October. Until then.
Fifteen.
Oh and just a side note, 15 will only be creating lists every second monday, so this will be our final Friday post.
I know, it sucks, but things are busy at the moment. This way, you can start your week with a list.
1. “Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump
2. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” - Jaws
Monday, 17 October 2011
15 Most Commonly Hoarded Things
If you are anything like us, then your room is filled with items of no use or value that you've kept for one reason or another, never to throw out incase you need it one day. Ironically its when you do throw it out that you find a use for it.
Here's 15 commonly Hoarded Things
1. Old Birthday cards. Some from several years ago.
2. Buttons from various clothes you have bought, some from clothes you no longer own
3. Sympathy Clothes - those clothes you got off relatives you wore once to show you liked it, and then buried in the bottom of your drawer.
4. Paper that contained important information from 3 years ago that is no longer relevant.
5. Some token reminiscent of a decade long passed - for example, we have a variety of Tazo's, Pokemon cards and yu gi oh cards. What do you have?
6. That one book someone bought you. The one you never read that sits still untouched on the bookshelf.
7. A Stuffed toy from your childhood, which usually sits in or on top of the cupboard.
8. Old CD's. The songs may be on your computer, but the CD's are still there. Or, perhaps its records your keeping.
9. Trinkets and ornaments you have been given. They may hold some sentimental value, they may not, either way, they sit on the shelf collecting dust and we never throw them out. Until, that is, they break :'(
10. Rapidly expanding collection of Enviro bags that you forget to take with you when you go shopping.
11. Awards - not the important, degree type awards where they say you're a qualified professional. Those awards that you won in sports games, or in school, or at a competition.
12. Cables to electricals. Perhaps you have upgraded, perhaps you got a replacement, and now all that remains are the wires that came with it. Its usually in a tangled mess and has long become useless.
13. Receipts. Usually kept because they are important for warranties and the like, but sometimes fade, or become ripped, or the item is no longer in a returnable condition, and yet the receipts are still kept.
14. Those 3D glasses you get at the cinema when you go to watch a 3D movie. You keep them with the idea that you'll reuse them, but every time you go, you forget to bring them and buy another pair, only to add them to the collection when you get home to be forgotten the next time.
15. Random keys. At this stage no one remembers what they go to, but you don't want to throw them out, just incase.
We think its time for a clean out.
Fifteen.
Here's 15 commonly Hoarded Things
1. Old Birthday cards. Some from several years ago.
2. Buttons from various clothes you have bought, some from clothes you no longer own
3. Sympathy Clothes - those clothes you got off relatives you wore once to show you liked it, and then buried in the bottom of your drawer.
4. Paper that contained important information from 3 years ago that is no longer relevant.
5. Some token reminiscent of a decade long passed - for example, we have a variety of Tazo's, Pokemon cards and yu gi oh cards. What do you have?
6. That one book someone bought you. The one you never read that sits still untouched on the bookshelf.
7. A Stuffed toy from your childhood, which usually sits in or on top of the cupboard.
8. Old CD's. The songs may be on your computer, but the CD's are still there. Or, perhaps its records your keeping.
9. Trinkets and ornaments you have been given. They may hold some sentimental value, they may not, either way, they sit on the shelf collecting dust and we never throw them out. Until, that is, they break :'(
10. Rapidly expanding collection of Enviro bags that you forget to take with you when you go shopping.
11. Awards - not the important, degree type awards where they say you're a qualified professional. Those awards that you won in sports games, or in school, or at a competition.
12. Cables to electricals. Perhaps you have upgraded, perhaps you got a replacement, and now all that remains are the wires that came with it. Its usually in a tangled mess and has long become useless.
13. Receipts. Usually kept because they are important for warranties and the like, but sometimes fade, or become ripped, or the item is no longer in a returnable condition, and yet the receipts are still kept.
14. Those 3D glasses you get at the cinema when you go to watch a 3D movie. You keep them with the idea that you'll reuse them, but every time you go, you forget to bring them and buy another pair, only to add them to the collection when you get home to be forgotten the next time.
15. Random keys. At this stage no one remembers what they go to, but you don't want to throw them out, just incase.
We think its time for a clean out.
Fifteen.
Saturday, 15 October 2011
Dumb Warning Labels
Have you ever noticed the warning labels on the products you buy? Some of them make sense, like, do not microwave, Keep away from water etc. And then there and some that make you stop and really reconsider the IQ of society. Heres 13 Dumb labels found on various products.
1. A do not use while pregnant on a multivitamin... for men.
2. A 'Caution, hot" on a hot chocolate cup.
3. Some assembly Required on a 500 piece puzzle.
4. Warning: May cause drowsiness...on a box for sleeping tablets.
5. On Christmas lights... For indoor or outdoor use only.
6. May contain traces of nuts...on a packet of peanuts.
7. Warning! Never iron clothes on the body.
8. May irritae eyes... on pepper spray.
9. May contain small parts... on a frisbee.
10. On a small blow up pool...no diving.
11. On a child's superman costume... Does not enable you to fly.
12. On a portable pram/stroller...Remove infant before folding for storing.
13. Do not turn upside down...n the bottom of a cake box
14. On children's cough medicine... Do not drive car or operate machinery.
15. Not for human consumption...on a packet of dice.
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Image from: http://investorsareidiots.com/2011/08/analyst-downgrade-time-to-buy/
Monday, 10 October 2011
Weird Fears
Most people are afraid of something, heights, spiders even flying. Today our list is of 15 weird fears.
1. Ornithophobia- Fear of birds.
2. Methyphobia- Fear of alcohol.
3. Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
4. Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.
5. Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)
6. Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
7. Testophobia- Fear of taking tests
8. Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
9. Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.
10. Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
11. Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
12. Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
13. Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law.
14. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
15. Chiroptophobia- Fear of bats.
This list was composed using the Phobia List Website.
http://phobialist.com/
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1. Ornithophobia- Fear of birds.
2. Methyphobia- Fear of alcohol.
3. Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
4. Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.
5. Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)
6. Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
7. Testophobia- Fear of taking tests
8. Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
9. Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.
10. Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
11. Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
12. Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
13. Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law.
14. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
15. Chiroptophobia- Fear of bats.
This list was composed using the Phobia List Website.
http://phobialist.com/
Fifteen.
Friday, 7 October 2011
Amusing Expressions
Have you ever really sat down and thought about what it is you were actually saying when you use an expression? For example, To kill two birds with one stone. Poor birds. That must have been one hell of a stone... or a really good shot. And if it's all Greek to you, what is it to the Greeks? And whats so different about apples and oranges, they're both fruit.
We'll we decided that it didn't matter, and that these 15 amusing but hardly used sayings were more entertaining.
1. Silence is golden... duck tape is silver.
2. In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
3. If ignorance is bliss, then I must be the happiest thingamajig in the whatchamacallit!
4. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
5. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
7. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
8. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
9. I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
11. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
12. Ageing: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
14. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
15. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen
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Recognition goes to http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110922104255AAasvul for their genius.
Recognition goes to http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110922104255AAasvul for their genius.
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