Friday 30 September 2011

15 Signs You're Addicted to Facebook



It has recently come to our attention that many people we know are what we consider to be addicted to Facebook. 


Upon their denial and refusal to accept that anyone who knows more about what is happening on Facebook than they do in real life and suffers from Facebook withdrawals over a weekend has a problem, we decided it was time to put together a list to prove it to them.


So here's 15 signs you are a Facebook addict. If you experience any of these, remember the first step to breaking an addiction is admitting you have a problem. 
  1. You check your account every day, multiple times a day
  2. You sign in, look at the news feed, sign out, begin to do something else and sign back in again almost a minute later
  3. It’s your homepage
  4. You’ve never missed a status from anyone for more than two weeks.
  5. You're on Facebook while out with friends
  6. You feel a compulsion to let everyone know what you are doing, even if you are just going to bed
  7. You check in everywhere.
  8. You are always signed in, either on your computer, or on a mobile, sometimes both.
  9. You post upwards of 10 statuses a day
  10. Most of your conversations start with “Did you see on Facebook”
  11. You will go back through all the posts until you reach the last one you read, even if this means going over 3 day or more posts
  12. You have 1000 Facebook friends but don’t actually know most of them
  13. You watch your newsfeed more than the actual news
  14. You judge people based on their grammar and spelling.
  15. You update your Facebook relationship status to ”Married” at the alter.

Fifteen.

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